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NewsJerks.com's Comedy Show at Fish Head Cantina

Sunday, March 25th, 8pm @ the Fish Head Cantina

Fish Head Cantina
4802 Benson Ave. Arbutus MD. 21227
410-247-2474 Directions

Come out to Fish Head Cantina Sunday, March 25th for our Comedy Showcase.

Proceeds go to Autistic children.

Doors open at 8PM and tickets are just $7 dollars. All Ages Show. Be there...unless you hate Autistic children!!!

You can also donate if you cannot make the show. We will mail you a video of the show with your donation. Just send an email to admin@newsjerks.com after you make the donation with your name and mailing address. Thanks for your support!!!

Tickets are $7 dollars and can be purchased through PayPal by clicking on the "Add to Cart" button below.

ALL COMERS WELCOME! (Bring money)

NEWSJERKS.COM'S COMEDY SHOWCASE AND OPEN-MIC

New Open-Mic night starting Wednesday, November 15th. Shows will
start at 9PM. We may go weekly if we get enough comics. Sign up
by email us at admin@newsjerks.com. It's a free show and if you bring a student id, your first drink is free!!!

Penguins is located at:
1065 Maiden Choice Ln, Arbutus MD 21227

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