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news site. We contain comedy and satire only. These are just jokes; do not take
the site seriously. Our staff is made up entirely of comedians and no one on our staff
is a
real journalist. Not even close. Not even as close as Dan Rather. Our commentary
reflects only our views. In case
you still don't understand, below is the definition of satire.
Definition
of "Satire"
"Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or
stupidity."
According to The American Heritage Dictionary
If you still don't understand, consult a neurologist. You have gone
stupid